


Cash Burning F-35 Pocket T-Shirt
The F-35 is one of the most expensive pieces of military technology of all time, costing upwards of a Trillion dollars to develop.
Best of all, they sometimes just fall out the sky!
We can’t think of a better way to celebrate this epic waste of money than to give you a way to waste yours by supporting our show.
This T-Shirt sports a sick pocket design of the iconic F-35 going down in money flames that is guaranteed to make your peers question your financial decisions.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Signature twill label that matches the color of the garment
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The F-35 is one of the most expensive pieces of military technology of all time, costing upwards of a Trillion dollars to develop.
Best of all, they sometimes just fall out the sky!
We can’t think of a better way to celebrate this epic waste of money than to give you a way to waste yours by supporting our show.
This T-Shirt sports a sick pocket design of the iconic F-35 going down in money flames that is guaranteed to make your peers question your financial decisions.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Signature twill label that matches the color of the garment
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The F-35 is one of the most expensive pieces of military technology of all time, costing upwards of a Trillion dollars to develop.
Best of all, they sometimes just fall out the sky!
We can’t think of a better way to celebrate this epic waste of money than to give you a way to waste yours by supporting our show.
This T-Shirt sports a sick pocket design of the iconic F-35 going down in money flames that is guaranteed to make your peers question your financial decisions.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Signature twill label that matches the color of the garment
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!